Did you know that Whole Foods is the Wal-Mart of the natural foods industry in America? They’re headquartered in Texas, the right-wing conservative cattle steer (meat pusher) state, in case you didn’t know.

Why, they even carry birthday cards of George and Laura Bush for you to buy in their lovely stores now.

Whole Foods will even fleece you for every dime you have and laugh all the way to the Texas Bush bank vaults while you praise and rejoice at all the meat and sweets you can stuff into your little facey faces.

Oh yeah, you’re all like little innocent lambs to the slaughter, just waiting for the Whole Foods Texas wolf to serve, rob and then devour you.

*Laura McKenzie, Santa Cruz resident*