Question: If you could be in a bar fight with anyone from history, who would it be and why?

(from left to right)

“Henry VIII, when you are young, be a player, when you’re a king, give it a rest.”
Rachel Hauptfeld
Third-year, Cowell

“Don Quixote. I would say, ‘Stop thinking windmills are monsters. I need to put you in your place.’”
Amanda Jauregui
Fourth-year, College Ten

“Dave Chapelle. Why [did he go to] Africa? I wanted a third season.”
Forbes Rossbacher
Third-year, Cowell

“Helen Keller. She is one of the few people I would have a chance against.”
Sophie Baker
Second-year, Porter

Compiled by Bela Messex & Andrew Allio