Question: What is the most ridiculous excuse to procrastinate on homework?

(from left to right)

“I was at a zoo and a bear broke out of its cage, so I had to kick his ass.”
Eric Soffer
First-year, Cowell

“I got too many friend requests, and I had to do some research before I added them.”
Raymond Velarde
Fourth-year, merrill

“I was trying to take the barf out of my hair all weekend.”
Erica Mendoza
Third-year, College Ten
Language Studies

“There was a bank robbery and I got held up as a hostage.”
Will Lee
Second-year, Crown