Question: Who does a better job of protecting UCSC: UCPD or LARPers (live-action role players)?

(from left to right)

“UCPD. At rugby practice, the LARPers attacked me!”
Jacquie Perez
First-year, Merrill

“LARPers are way sexier. I’d rather have them protect me.”
Caitlin Hannah
Fifth-year, Oakes
Earth sciences/anthropology

“LARPers, because they have the passion and the dream.”
Jeffrey Stephens
Second-year, Porter
Time travel/space music/electronic music/undecided

“LARPers. They don’t write people up.”
Aidan Seine
Second-year, Porter