Question: If you were on a desert island and you could only bring one mustache, whose would it be?

(from left to right)

“Albert Einstein’s, because then I could look smart.”
Vanessa Trafas
Fourth-year, College Nine
Environmental studies

“Joseph Stalin’s, because he would exert dictatorial authority over the entire island.”
Nicholas Lovett
Graduate student

“I would definitely want the skinny French mustache, because islands are hot. Charlie Chaplin’s — I wouldn’t want to get sweaty and gross.”
Erica Nielsen
First-year, College Ten

“I’d get like a Van Dyke mustache-goatee combo, because you gotta look cool on an island. That’s where all the hippies live.”
Alex Trageser
Fourth-year, Crown