Question: If you were writing the script for a PETA Porn film, what would the first line be?

(from left to right)

“I may look like a leopard, but have you ever heard of a cougar?”
Rachel Schneider
Fourth-year, Porter

“Tame the beast, but don’t hurt it.”
Edison Mellor-Goldman
Second-year, Porter
Environmental studies/Economics

“Do you have any bananas?”
Waseem Lutfi
Fourth-year, College Eight